thoughts from a jiu-jitsu company

We have the opportunity to guide jiu-jitsu culture–we, as humble practitioners. Although a lot of people know what jiu-jitsu is, there are far more people that have no idea. Jiu-jitsu needs exposure. Jiu-Jitsu needs a super hero–yes, a super hero, and we’re going to create some. Use this outline to create your jiu-jitsu/MMA super hero and post your ideas under comments.

Super Hero Outline

Super Hero Name:

Real Name: (i.e. Clark Kent)

Martial Art:

Occupation:

Enemies:

Aliases:

Base of Operations:

Powers/Abilities:

History:
Here’s the super hero I came up with; I’m looking forward to seeing yours

Super Hero Name: Jiu-Jitsu Jones

Real Name: Roosevelt Franklin

Martial Art: Master of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

Occupation: Buddhist monk (the only black monk in Oakland)

Enemies: Morisan, Brock Laser, Meat-Head

Aliases: The Black Monk, Brother Jits

Base of Operations: Buddhist temple in Oakland, CA

Powers/Abilities: super-human flexibility, can dislocate his joints, carotid arteries inside his bones cannot be choked. Heightened senses.

History: Franklin Roosevelt was abandoned at a Buddhist temple in Oakland, CA. He was raised by Brazilian monks who trained him from his infancy in the art of Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

The monks marveled at Franklin’s flexibility and the difficulty that they had in applying chokes—he couldn’t be choked. Franklin’s athletic abilities as well as his sense of attacks made him a star pupil at the temple. He also excelled in his other studies.

Franklin developed an aversion to injustice and devoted his life to following the ways of Buddha and jiu-jitsu, and at night roams the streets vanquishing the all evil-doers and enemies of mankind.

*Now it’s your turn.

Comments

One Response to “Jiu-Jitsu Super Hero”

  1. thekillerj on August 31st, 2009 12:14 am

    Super Villain Name: The AntiJitz

    Real Name: Dan Mirgliotta

    Martial Art: A hybrid involving barbells, and HgH.

    Occupation: MMA ref

    Enemies: Jiu-Jitsu Jones

    Aliases: Mirgs

    Base of Operations: Inside the Octagon

    Powers/Abilities: Superhuman strength, Neanderthal judgment, visual ability of plankton.

    History: Inexplicable “stand ups.” Intent on turning MMA in to boxing. Avows to destroy the ground game. Anti jiu jitsu.

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